QUOTES AND FUNNY SAYINGS

QUOTES AND FUNNY SAYINGS

If I didn't hate girls so much...i would become a lesbian.
When my ship comes in I will probably be at the airport
Opportunity knocks, but temptation kicks the door down.
Why do bad things happen to good people? Because they can.
A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints (THINK ABOUT IT)
Be different: Conform
Every 1 in 4 people are insane, take a look at your 3 best friends. If it's not them it's you
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying : "damn we fucked up! "

Inside jokes and funny things said my my stupid "friends":

~"He slapped you with what and how many times" -steph

~"Hey suh-weet-mates!!! *hiccup*- WOWIE!!!

~"Whatever floats your butt" -none other "butt" me

~ "AHHH are my pants on fire.....haha liar liar pants on fire" Adam and keith

~ "NO but you can make out with...mmm bacon grease or PB" -Stooge

~" Do you hear that sound? That is the deafening silence of

someone who just doesn't give a shit" - That was me (the red socks)

~"ORLOFT" ORLOFT TEEEEEAAAA!!!" - Mikey

~ "FORE!! Oh shit! That is a cemetary not a golf course! -Rachal

~ "What does that say? Oh that needs to come of." -Stu

~ "You mean you never get up at 3 AM and eat spices outta your

hand? Dingle tits....Fagwheeze"...-Everett

~ "SHIT, these kids tryin to figure out what i'm

wearin...FOOL...Fatass" -Frankie

~ "You need motivation? Well I have 9 inches of meat here...how's

that for motivation? - chris (special k)

~" Hey who's that on the phone. Oh wait it's the booty call... -steph

~ "Hey I might as well be black" -Chris (ice)

Quotes:

*It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you

are not.

*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

*The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by

those who got there first.

* Giant eagle self help register : Place your nuts here (thought up by

none other than adam)

* If at first you don't succeed...F$ck the world ans moke some weed" ( not me i just

thought it was funny)